I’m not sure if styes are contagious, but if they are then he gave me one. It’s forming in the inner corner of my left eye, and although it no longer feels like someone gave me a black eye, it is still quite annoying. I just hope it doesn’t swell and look like a pimple because that would be such a nuisance. I’m going to look horrible for the next few weeks, which means I’ll be in a bitchy mood. In the meantime, I should really get my ass out of bed and go buy groceries because the fridge is empty aside from margarine and condiments and the freezer contains one frozen hamburger bun.